Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Apr

Vasectomy

By Tomc

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+57 -31

Can’t believe how much doctors lie. Last year I went to hospital to get a vasectomy to stop my wife getting pregnant but it turns out all it does is change the color of the baby.

Jan

Never Quiet

By Gary

in Relationship Jokes

+51 -25

Why don’t women fart? Because they don’t shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

May

Weird Wife

By Tim

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+48 -22

Can’t believe how weird my wife is. Every time we have a conversation she always starts with “Did you hear what I just said?”

Dec

One In A Million

By SteveG

in Relationship Jokes

+54 -28

My wife told me today that I was one in a million. After checking through her text messages it looks like she was right.

Jul

Wife Affair

By Lee

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+49 -24

Found out recently that my wife had an affair with a midget.

I can’t believe she would stoop so low.

Mar

Date

By BillyB

in Relationship Jokes

+48 -23

Went on a date with a girl and I told her to text me when she got home. It’s been 3 weeks now and I still haven’t got a text, I think she must be homeless.