Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Extra Weight

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A recent study has found that women who carry a bit of extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Philosophy

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife while discussing philosophy.

Wife: What’s the meaning of life?
Husband: My dick!
Wife: Yeah that’s true, life is short.

Cafe

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Following conversation took place between husband and wife in a cafe.

Husband: I love you.
Wife: Is that you talking or the wine?
Husband: I was talking to the wine.

Accident

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Got stopped by a women in the street today. She said “Excuse me sir, have you had an accident in the last 3 years that wasn’t your fault? I said, “Yes, she’s nearly 3 now.”

Abortions

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“Dad, how do you feel about abortions?”
“Well, why don’t you ask your sister?”
“But I don’t have a…”