Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Knives

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Men who say that a woman’s place is in the kitchen are making a big mistake, that’s where the knives are kept.

Wife and Kids

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Can’t believe how long my wife and kids spend on eBay. It’s been weeks and still nobody has made a bid for them.

Holiday

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The following conversation took place while on holiday.

Husband: Do you want to have sex?
Wife: No… what about my friend? She’s in the next room. Remember?
Husband: Ok.. I’ll go ask her then.

Wet

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Wife: Tell me something that will make me wet.
Husband: Go outside, it’s raining.

Spark

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My wife told me earlier today the spark between us had gone.
So I tasered her.

I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.

Weird Wife

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Can’t believe how weird my wife is. Every time we have a conversation she always starts with “Did you hear what I just said?”