02Mar Knives By Charlie in Relationship Jokes +37 -7 Men who say that a woman’s place is in the kitchen are making a big mistake, that’s where the knives are kept.
10Nov Wife and Kids By CarlP in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +49 -20 Can’t believe how long my wife and kids spend on eBay. It’s been weeks and still nobody has made a bid for them.
07Mar Holiday By david in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +65 -36 The following conversation took place while on holiday. Husband: Do you want to have sex? Wife: No… what about my friend? She’s in the next room. Remember? Husband: Ok.. I’ll go ask her then.
26May Wet By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +56 -28 The following conversation took place between a husband and wife. Wife: Tell me something that will make me wet. Husband: Go outside, it’s raining.
11Sep Spark By Danny in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +49 -21 My wife told me earlier today the spark between us had gone. So I tasered her. I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.
12May Weird Wife By Tim in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +48 -22 Can’t believe how weird my wife is. Every time we have a conversation she always starts with “Did you hear what I just said?”