Best Funny Relationship Jokes

I never have any luck with women. The other day my girlfriend won a trip for 2 to Las Vegas, she went there twice on her own.

My dad died recently. He lost a lot of blood and nobody knew his blood-type. I’ll never forget his inspirational last words, “Be positive”.

My dad never loved me as a child.
I can’t blame him really.
I wasn’t born until he was an adult.

Got in trouble last night after I went on a date but didn’t open the car door for the lady I was with. To my shame I decided to just swim to the surface and save myself.