Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes Obama jokes and some of the crazy scenarios being president can sometimes produce.

Apr

Tasered

By Frank

in Political Jokes

+237 -59

Got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today. Apparently security don’t like it when you shout ‘hi-Jack’.

Sep

E. T.

By Elliot

in Political Jokes

+232 -93

What’s the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T. learnt English and wanted to go home!

Jul

Police Academy

By Dave

in Political Jokes, Racist Jokes

+288 -176

Feeling excited today. Just graduated from the police academy and also read in my horoscope that I’m gonna be meeting a tall dark stranger. Looking forward to trying out my new taser.

Oct

If Woman

By Ashley Coghlan

in Political Jokes

+196 -90

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Instead, there would just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.

Jan

Obama Shooting

By Sam

in Political Jokes

Tags: Black Jokes

+201 -110

It’s a real shame that Barrack Obama recently had to give a speech stood behind bullet proof glass. Just because he’s black doesn’t mean he’s gonna shoot anybody.

Feb

Coldest Winter

By Sam

in Political Jokes

+128 -46

This year has seen the coldest winter since records began for countries in the northern hemisphere. It’s been so cold that numerous politicians have actually been seen with their hands in their own pockets.