Best Funny Disabled Jokes

Features a collection of disabled jokes that tries to bring a bit of light hardheartedness to many physical problems we all eventually go through such as being sick or being in a wheelchair.

Sep

Blind Wiping

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+1429 -479

How do blind people know when they’re done wiping there ass?

Jul

Disabled Asian

By harry m

in Disabled Jokes, Racist Jokes

+1059 -547

What do you call a disabled Asian?

Sum Ting Wong

Oct

Midgets

By Paul

in Disabled Jokes

+483 -197

Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, “When I was little”?

Mar

Blind Woman

By DonaldT

in Dirty Jokes, Disabled Jokes

+238 -95

A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday. I think she was pulling my leg.

Apr

Hook

By Jack

in Disabled Jokes

+331 -196

Q. What caused the death of Captain Hook?
A. He accidentally use the wrong hand wiping his ass,

Feb

Voice Head

By Steve

in Disabled Jokes

+358 -268

If someone is deaf what language does the voice in their head speak?