Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

Apr

By Jemahl

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Q. What do black guys have that’s double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?
A. Their criminal record.

Oct

By nboy

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Q. What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
A. They both make black guys run faster.

Jul

By Chan

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Q. Why can’t Chinese people have white babies?
A. Because two Wongs don’t make a white.

Aug

By Donald T

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me racist I’d have so much money that I’d probably get mugged by a black person.

Aug

By Chris

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Failed my biology test today.
They asked, “What do you find inside cells?”
Apparently “black people” wasn’t the correct answer.

Mar

By Warrick Fehi

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What do you do if your TV starts floating in the middle of the night?

Tell the black man to put the TV down and threaten to call the police.