Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Oct

Four Secrets

By Kevin

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

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Four secrets of a happy marriage.

1. Find a woman who can cook and clean.
2. Find a woman who is an animal in bed.
3. Find a woman with lots of money.
4. Make sure none of these 3 women ever meet each-other.

Jun

Wishing Well

By Freddy

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+47 -14

Last week my mother-in-law fell into a wishing well, can’t believe it actually worked.

Jul

Troubles

By Pete

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

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I tried to drown my troubles the other night but the wife doesn’t like swimming.

Mar

5 Year Relationship

By Sam

in Relationship Jokes

+48 -17

Just recently ended a 5 year relationship. It’s OK though, it wasn’t my relationship.

May

Horrifying Statistic

By Ned

in Relationship Jokes

+66 -35

A scientific survey recently revealed a horrifying statistic that 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That means that 75% of women are running around untreated!

Jul

Slept

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+51 -21

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Wife: How many women have u slept with?
Husband: Only you darling, I was awake with the other women.