Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Jun

Freezer

By PollyA

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+7 -55

My wife shouted at me today for forgetting to take the lamb out the freezer. Sadly it couldn’t withstand the freezing temperatures and died after a couple of hours.

Jun

Daughter

By FrankP

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes

+35 -88

My daughters just got to the age where she’s starting to ask awkward questions about sex.
Then other day she asked “Is that the best you can do?”

Jun

Cooking Lessons

By BumbleS

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+15 -78

My wife recently starting taking cooking lessons and last night she surprised me by making spaghetti puttanesca with freshly baked garlic bread. After we finished the meal she said “Now be brutally honest, what did you think?”. I said “That meal was incredible, you fat c*nt”.