Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Mar

Anywhere

By FrankD

in Relationship Jokes

+56 -18

Note to self…. When your girlfriend says “You can stick it anywhere you want”, that doesn’t include her sister.

Jan

Cats

By Herandez

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes

+96 -58

Five things women love in cats but hate in men which proves they are crazy hypocrites.

1. Cats are covered in body hair.
2. Cats don’t listen.
3. Cats don’t come in when you call.
4. Cats stay out all night.
5. Cats like to be left alone and sleep all day.

Aug

Weight

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+71 -33

My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.

Sep

Dad Camera

By Steve

in Relationship Jokes

+79 -42

When I was a kid my dad used to beat me with his camera, I still have flash-backs.

Jan

Family

By PeteS

in Relationship Jokes

+98 -62

Spoke to my family today after my WiFi went down. They seem like nice people.

Nov

Blind Dates

By Stewart

in Relationship Jokes

+61 -25

I love blind dates. I spent the whole time staring at her tits and she didn‘t even notice.