Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

17
Dec

Her Hands

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+54 -7

After years of marriage I’ve learnt that you can tell a lot about a woman just from her hands. When she’s holding a frying pan and waving it around that usually means she’s angry.

08
Nov

Like Best

By PeteG
in Relationship Jokes
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+55 -8

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife whilst in the bedroom.

Wife: What do you like best my face or my sexy body?
Husband: Your sense of humor.

12
Dec

Definition of Hypocrisy

By Steve
in Relationship Jokes
+74 -32

Women color their hair, get boob-jobs, plastic surgery, liposuction, wear heels to increase their height…

Then complain that there’s no real men out there.

01
Apr

Dates

By Sammy
in Relationship Jokes
+91 -50

I don’t always get asked out on dates but when I do it’s always April 1st.

21
Oct

Birthday

By SteveB
in Relationship Jokes
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+75 -34

Yesterday I asked my wife what she wanted for her upcoming birthday and she told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds. I hope she likes the pack of playing cards I got her.

09
Jul

Wife Afraid

By Rob
in Relationship Jokes
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+65 -24

My wife used to be afraid of the dark until she saw me nayked, now she’s afraid of the light.

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