Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Car

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Did you hear about that new device that can make your car 95% quieter? It fits straight over your wife’s mouth.

Going out

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My wife was complaining the other day saying that I never take her anywhere expensive anymore. So I said “come on, get in the car we’re going to the petrol station”.

Compulsive Gambler

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My wife broke up with me recently because I’m a compulsive gambler. All I can think about is how to win her back.

A Cold Rain

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Whenever it rains, my wife just stands at the window looking kind of sad.
Maybe I should let her in.

Blind Girl

in Disabled Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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I used to have a relationship with a blind girl which was rewarding but really challenging. It took me ages to learn how to copy her husband’s voice.

Bottle Top

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Just spent the last hour tightening every bottle top and jar in my house. That will teach my wife for saying she doesn’t need me anymore.