17Nov Car By SteveB in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +100 -45 Did you hear about that new device that can make your car 95% quieter? It fits straight over your wife’s mouth.
31Jan Going out By Dan in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +103 -48 My wife was complaining the other day saying that I never take her anywhere expensive anymore. So I said “come on, get in the car we’re going to the petrol station”.
14Nov Compulsive Gambler By DaveB in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +77 -22 My wife broke up with me recently because I’m a compulsive gambler. All I can think about is how to win her back.
16Feb A Cold Rain By Rickey Hart in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +95 -42 Whenever it rains, my wife just stands at the window looking kind of sad. Maybe I should let her in.
01Jun Blind Girl By Dan in Disabled Jokes, Relationship Jokes +214 -162 I used to have a relationship with a blind girl which was rewarding but really challenging. It took me ages to learn how to copy her husband’s voice.
27Jul Bottle Top By Frank in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +65 -17 Just spent the last hour tightening every bottle top and jar in my house. That will teach my wife for saying she doesn’t need me anymore.