Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Lying

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Just broke up with my girlfriend after I caught her lying. She was lying under another man.

Holiday

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My wife recently told me that sex is a lot better on holiday… I was really upset when I got the postcard.

Son

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Had a talk with my son earlier today about masterbation and how it’s totally natural. I also told him to make sure that in future he knocks on my door before he goes into my room.

Princess

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Last night my wife asked me to treat her like a princess so I bought her a Mercedes and drove her into a wall.

Ikea Cabinet

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Q. What does an Ikea cabinet and a marriage have in common?
A. One screw out of place and the whole thing falls apart.

Love-sick

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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I got really love sick the other day working away from home. Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.