Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Apr

0% APR Loans

By FrankP

in Relationship Jokes

+30 -48

Q. What do women and 0% APR loans have in common?
A. They both have extremely complicated terms and they both keep saying they have no interest.

May

Difficult Relationship

By Carlos

in Relationship Jokes

+15 -34

Me and my parents have always had a difficult relationship. At dinner when we used to have alphabet spaghetti they used to spell ‘f*ck off’ on my plate.

Aug

1 month

By MarkA

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+10 -30

My wife asked me if I would change our 1 month old son.

I told her I liked the one we have.

Aug

Thirsty Grandma

By Steve

in Relationship Jokes

+21 -41

Can’t believe how thirsty my Grandma is. Just drove past her house and she’s got about 10 pints of milk on her doorstep.

Jun

Threesome

By Simon

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+27 -47

Me and my wife had a threesome last night with my best friend, it was the most incredible sex we’ve ever had. I know he enjoyed it as well, his tail hasn’t stopped wagging since.

Dec

Talk Overthink

By Dave

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes

+45 -65

Q. Why do women talk too much and men overthink everything?
A. Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads.