Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Key To Happiness

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Some people say love is the key to happiness but it’s a lie…

It’s beer.

Round The World

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My wife recently told me she wanted to go around the world so for her birthday I decided to buy her an atlas.

STD

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My girlfriend just told me she has a STD…
I think I’m Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship

Cannibals

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Why do cannibals not like divorced women?
Because they’re bitter.

Long-Term

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I heard women find men in long-term relationships more attractive than men who are single so I’ve decided to move into a 1 bedroom apartment with my mum.

Pancakes

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Slept on the sofa last night. Apparently when my wife asked me to bring her something from the store for pancakes she wasn’t talking about a bra.