Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Woman Paralyzed

in Relationship Jokes
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Q. What do you call a woman paralyzed from the waste down?
A. Married

The Vets

in Relationship Jokes
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The following conversation took place at the vets.

Man: Do you sell horse tranquilizers?
Vet: Why do you ask?
Man: My wife keeps waking up.

Bi-Sexual

in Relationship Jokes
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After getting married I’ve now become bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year.

Coffee Beans

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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What do coffee beans and woman have in common?

They’re both useless until their wet.

Ex-girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
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When your ex-girlfriend tells you she has AIDS it can be really difficult to deal with. I had to try really hard to sound surprised.

Dark

in Relationship Jokes
+20 -32

Can’t believe my wife. Tried to have sex with her in the dark last night. I put my wiener into her hand and she “No thanks I don’t want to smoke.”