Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Jan

Ungrateful Son

By Chris

in Relationship Jokes

+7 -19

I can’t believe how ungrateful my 4 year old son is. I took him out for a ride on his sledge this morning but after 10 minutes I looked back and saw he was missing. It was lucky I had to stop for petrol otherwise I may not have noticed and it would have taken ages to drive back and find him.

Apr

Love Gold

By maria

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Jokes About Men

+9 -21

Why do women love gold more than men?

Because gold has 24 carrots whereas a man only has 1 carrot !

Dec

Ark

By Shannon Brady

in Relationship Jokes

+3 -15

I heard you are looking for someone to build an ark for you… I think i noah guy!

Feb

Wife Net

By Mike

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+2 -14

Me and my wife met on the net… We were both trapeze artists.

Nov

Kinky Wife

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+22 -35

Can’t believe how kinky my wife is, she loves it in the ear. Everytime I put it near her face she turns her head to the side.

Mar

Lying

By SteveB

in Relationship Jokes

+31 -44

Just broke up with my girlfriend after I caught her lying. She was lying under another man.