Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Toll Road

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -21

Met my wife working at a toll road. She really raised the bar.

Schwarzenegger

in Relationship Jokes
+7 -17

My wife just kicked me out of the house because my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was really bad. But don’t worry…

I’ll return.

Woman and Wine

in Relationship Jokes
+6 -16

Three reasons why a woman is like a bottle of wine?

1. They’re difficult to pick.
2. They become more expensive with time.
3. If you taste it too early its a gRAPE.

Sacrifices

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -29

To make a relationship work you need to make a lot of sacrifices which is why I keep a large number of goats in my garden.

Insecure

in Relationship Jokes
+25 -35

My girlfriend left me because I’m too insecure.
No wait, she’s back.
She just went to make a cup of coffee.

Coffee Beans

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+40 -51

What do coffee beans and woman have in common?

They’re both useless until their wet.