Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Oct

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+10 -19

The following conversation took place after my girlfriend called me immature

Me: If I’m immature, how come I’ve got an Asfor?
Girlfriend: What’s an Asfor?
Me: Shitting, hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Jun

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+7 -16

No + Rohypnol = Yes

Feb

By Stewart

in Relationship Jokes

+4 -13

My daughter was born yesterday. I named her after my mother-in-law, she’s called ‘passive-aggressive psycho’.

Sep

By SteveA

in Relationship Jokes

+10 -19

When my girlfriend is on her period she always ovary-acts.

Feb

By Phil

in Relationship Jokes

+9 -18

I lost my grandad last year. He’s not dead he’s just wondering round ikea.

Apr

By Paul84

in Relationship Jokes

+5 -16

I’m so bad with women I can’t even get them to take their gloves off.