Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Feb

Cupid

By Freddy

in Relationship Jokes

+29 -37

Why is Cupid is a symbol for love? Personally, I find the idea of an arrow being shot through your heart by a flying baby extremely horrifying.

Jan

Blow

By Pete

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes

+46 -54

Q. Whats the best thing about getting a blow job from your girlfriend?

A. 5 minutes of silence.

May

Child Abuse

By Peter

in Relationship Jokes

+7 -15

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!

Feb

Valentines Poem Aggressive

By Don Juan

in Relationship Jokes

+26 -34

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Love me today
Or I Kill you.

Nov

Weather Man

By Steve

in Relationship Jokes

+25 -33

Phone rings at 2am.

Husband: Hello, who is this? How the hell do I know I’m not a weather man! *slams phone down*
Wife: Who was that honey?
Husband: Just some guy asking if the coast was clear tonight.

Jun

Dating Advice For Ugly People

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+7 -16

No + Rohypnol = Yes