14Dec Girlfriend By StuF in Relationship Jokes +4 -11 They say opposites attract, try telling that to my short ugly girlfriend.
22Dec Smoke Alarm By Pete712 in Relationship Jokes +8 -15 Can’t believe how quickly the batteries keep running out on my smoke alarm. Really need to get my wife some cooking lessons this Christmas.
05Oct Girlfriend By SteveB in Relationship Jokes +22 -29 My girlfriend told me today that she has 2 cunts and apparently I’m one of them.
14Feb Cupid By Freddy in Relationship Jokes +29 -37 Why is Cupid is a symbol for love? Personally, I find the idea of an arrow being shot through your heart by a flying baby extremely horrifying.
13Jan Blow By Pete in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes +46 -54 Q. Whats the best thing about getting a blow job from your girlfriend? A. 5 minutes of silence.
01May Child Abuse By Peter in Relationship Jokes +7 -15 British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!