Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Jun

Hide And Seek

By Benny

in Relationship Jokes

+16 -22

When I was a kid me and my dad used to play hide and seek. He’s been gone for 20 years now, where are you dad?

Jun

Wife Like Computer

By Georgio

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+22 -29

Three reasons why my wife is like a computer.

1. She’s good at remembering credit card details.
2. She knows everything about every subject.
3. She always complains about having a virus whenever you try and do anything dirty with her.

Apr

Popup Blocker

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+6 -13

I disabled my popup blocker earlier today, or got a divorce as some people call it.

Dec

Ecstasy

By Vinnie

in Relationship Jokes

+33 -40

Me and my girlfriend were in the throes of sexual ecstasy last night when she whispered, “leave me breathless darling.”
So I punched her in the stomach.

Jun

Candle

By Freddy

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+4 -11

Q. Why is a wife like a candle?

A. Because if you you’re not careful with them they can take away your house.

Nov

Anything Nice

By John

in Relationship Jokes

+7 -14

My mom always used to say “If you haven’t got anything nice to say then you can go f*ck yourself”.