Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

03
Jun

Fridge

By SteveG
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My wife left a note on the fridge this morning saying “This is not working​, goodbye”. Just opened the fridge and it’s working fine, very strange!

11
Dec

Ugly

By Lol man
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+122 -44

The following conversations took place between a girlfriend and boyfriend.

Girl: Do you think I’m pretty or ugly?
Boy: You’re both!
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: You’re pretty ugly

06
Feb

Wife Apology

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
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+102 -27

My wife apologized for the first time ever today!

She said she’s sorry she ever married me.

21
Jul

Paris

By SteveS
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+150 -84

Just had a really big argument with my wife about going on holiday. I wanted to go to Paris, she wanted to come with me.

07
Oct

Smell

By Frank
in Relationship Jokes
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+112 -53

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Husband: Honey, can you smell that?
Wife: No.
Husband: Exactly I can’t either so get in the kitchen and start cooking.

26
Sep

How Many

By Steve
in Relationship Jokes
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+89 -33

Wife: How many women have you slept with?
Me: Only you, I was too busy to sleep while shagging the other women!
Wife: Right, pack your bags I want you out!
Me: That’s fine.
Wife: I hope you have a slow and painful death!
Me: I’m confused, does that mean you want me to stay now?

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