Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Oct

By Rodney

in Relationship Jokes

+4 -9

My wife is so selfish that the only blowe jobs I get is when my soup is too hot.

Dec

By Ricky

in Relationship Jokes

+7 -12

My wife took a pregnancy test today and my worst fear was confirmed… she’s just a fat pig.

Dec

By Steve

in Relationship Jokes

+11 -16

Why are men are like Ceramic Tiles?
Because if you lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.

Jun

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+8 -13

Q. What do Golf Caddies and women have in common?
A. The best ones are either holding your wood or holding an iron.

May

By Jimmy

in Relationship Jokes

+8 -14

My dad always used to say, ‘What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger,’ – ’till he had the accident.

Oct

By JonnyB

in Relationship Jokes

+11 -17

When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.

And then I saw her face.