Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Aug

By Rod

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+5 -9

I like to make love to my wife with a mirror in the room. I usually put it under her nose to make sure she’s still breathing.

Jun

By Sam

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+6 -10

The following conversation took place between a couple while out shopping.

Woman: “Does this dress make me look fat?”
Man: “No… But your face does.”

Dec

By Dave

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+13 -17

Got my wife a new bag and belt for Christmas. Vacuum cleaner should be like new once she fits in the new parts.

Jun

By Dave

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+8 -13

Q. What do Golf Caddies and women have in common?
A. The best ones are either holding your wood or holding an iron.

Apr

By Sam

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+9 -14

Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So it’s easier for them to stand next to the kitchen sink.

May

By Craig

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+7 -12

I’m beggining to have doubts about my wife. She got sacked last week for drinking on the job…. she works in a sperm bank.