Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Keeper

in Relationship Jokes, Sports Jokes
+32 -37

The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

Dangerous Drink

in Relationship Jokes
+14 -19

Ladies please be careful when drinking tea. I found out last night that tea is more dangerous than alcohol. I came home at 4am after having 12 pints of beer and my wife who stayed at home drinking tea was really angry and violent.

Lemon

in Relationship Jokes
+5 -10

Threw a lemon into my friends face as a joke last week, he’s quite bitter about it.

Really Annoying

in Relationship Jokes
+3 -8

Yesterday when we were in bed my wife shouted at me and told me I was really annoying… I almost choked on my popcorn.

Women

in Relationship Jokes
+5 -10

I’ve never had any luck with women. When I was a child my mum never breastfed me, she always had a headache.

Selfish Blow

in Relationship Jokes
+4 -9

My wife is so selfish that the only blowe jobs I get is when my soup is too hot.