24Dec New bag By Dave in Relationship Jokes +13 -17 Got my wife a new bag and belt for Christmas. Vacuum cleaner should be like new once she fits in the new parts.
21Dec Wife Left Me By George in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +5 -9 Since my wife left me I’ve been left with a really big gap to fill.. She was quite fat and we had a memory foam mattress.
03Feb LOW BATTERY By dagers in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +5 -9 I’m currently having an affair but I’ve saved my mistress’ phone number as ‘LOW BATTERY’. Whenever she calls and I’m not around my wife plugs my phone into the charger.
31Mar Battle Uniform By SteveB in Relationship Jokes +10 -14 Just gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish while I go to the bar. She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.
28May Annoying Habit By Harry in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +6 -10 My Wife has this really annoying habit. She keeps breathing.
02Nov Grenade By Jake in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +33 -37 Q. What does a grenade and a wife have in common? A. They both take your house and leave you hurt when you remove the ring.