Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Nov

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+25 -28

The following conversation took place between a mother and daughter.

Daughter: “Mum, am I ugly?”
Mum: “I told you not to call me mum in public.”

Jun

By Paul

in Relationship Jokes

+21 -24

My wife left me for a weather man. She’ll be mist.

Apr

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+13 -16

Today is my 5th Wedding Anniversary and it’s been a total nightmare. On the plus side I’m now no longer scared of terrorism.

Dec

By George

in Relationship Jokes

+5 -9

Since my wife left me I’ve been left with a really big gap to fill.. She was quite fat and we had a memory foam mattress.

Feb

By dagers

in Relationship Jokes

+5 -9

I’m currently having an affair but I’ve saved my mistress’ phone number as ‘LOW BATTERY’.

Whenever she calls and I’m not around my wife plugs my phone into the charger.

Mar

By SteveB

in Relationship Jokes

+10 -14

Just gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish while I go to the bar.

She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.