Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Jun

Kids

By Frank

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+7 -9

You know you’re getting old when your friends start having kids on purpose.

Jul

Two Weeks

By Bobby

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Tags: Wife Jokes

+11 -14

I’ve just been given two weeks to live. My wife’s going on vacation for a couple of weeks.

Sep

Steak

By Dave

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+11 -14

I like to have my steak cooked the same way I like sex with my wife… Rare.

Jan

Lottery Win

By Bernie

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Tags: Wife Jokes

+13 -16

The following conversation took place between a wife and husband after a lottery win.

Husband: Pack your bags honey, I’ve just won the lottery!!
Wife: What??
Husband: Pack your bags, I’ve just won the lottery!!
Wife: Now way!! This is amazing!! Where are we going?
Husband: We’re going nowhere, just pack your bags and f*ck off!!

Dec

Baby

By Steve

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Tags: Wife Jokes

+6 -9

Went to the hospital today to see a doctor because me and my wife have been struggling to have a baby. He told me I have a condition called ‘small cox’.

Jan

Ex-girlfriend

By Dave

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+10 -13

My ex-girlfriend was really terrible in bed. She would just lie there screaming “noooooo!”.