Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Pills

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -13

Last night my wife asked me to get some pills to help me get an erektion so I decided to buy her some diet pills.

Role Play

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+8 -9

Last night my wife told me she wanted to do some role-play and aked me to pick any scene from any film. She quickly realised this was a mistake after I shouted “THIS IS SPARTA” and kicked her down the stairs.

Rain-Forest

in Relationship Jokes
+14 -15

I’ve just published a book on preserving the rain-forest and what we can do as the human race to help protect it. It’s over 2000 pages long.

Seat Belt

in Relationship Jokes
+8 -9

I forgot to put the seat belt on my five-year-old boy this morning.

As we were leaving the car park, somebody shouted, “You are an irresponsible father!”

I said, “Who the f*ck was that? Stop the car, son.”

Demolition Man

in Relationship Jokes
+10 -11

When I was a child my mother had an affair with a demolition man, he was a real home-wrecker.