30Nov Pills By Dave in Relationship Jokes +12 -13 Last night my wife asked me to get some pills to help me get an erektion so I decided to buy her some diet pills.
30Jan Role Play By Crisco in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +8 -9 Last night my wife told me she wanted to do some role-play and aked me to pick any scene from any film. She quickly realised this was a mistake after I shouted “THIS IS SPARTA” and kicked her down the stairs.
06Oct Rain-Forest By Dave in Relationship Jokes +14 -15 I’ve just published a book on preserving the rain-forest and what we can do as the human race to help protect it. It’s over 2000 pages long.
12Jan Seat Belt By dagers in Relationship Jokes +8 -9 I forgot to put the seat belt on my five-year-old boy this morning. As we were leaving the car park, somebody shouted, “You are an irresponsible father!” I said, “Who the f*ck was that? Stop the car, son.”
03Mar Demolition Man By Louis in Relationship Jokes +10 -11 When I was a child my mother had an affair with a demolition man, he was a real home-wrecker.
21Nov Man In Uniform By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Jokes About Men +9 -10 I heard women love a man in uniform so just got a job working at McDonalds.