Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Dec

Diamonds

By ChrisP

in Relationship Jokes

+145 -33

Girlfriend just told me she doesn’t care what she gets for Christmas as long as it has diamonds in it.

A pack of playing cards it is then.

Jul

Lip Balm

By Allan

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+145 -40

Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She’s still not talking to me.

Oct

Lottery Win

By Steve

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+146 -47

The following conversation took place between a wife and husband after a lottery win.

Husband: If I won the lottery what would you do?
Wife: I’d divorce you and take half the money.
Husband: Ok, well I just won $10, here’s $5 now f*ck off!!

Sep

Facebook Message

By Don Juan

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes

+223 -125

My girlfriend just sent me a Facebook message saying:

“helpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomeoverandgivemeanalternative”

Does anybody know what ‘ternative’ means?

Jun

Ex-Wife

By Ant

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+179 -87

I’ve spent the last 3 years looking for my ex-wife’s killer… Still can’t find anyone to do it.

Jul

Ambushed

By Carl SR.

in Relationship Jokes

+118 -37

After visiting our house my mother-in-law got ambushed by 6 men who starting punching her. My wife shouted “Are you gonna help?”, I said “6 should be enough!”