Best Funny Relationship Jokes

I lost my job recently and don’t have much money but managed to get my girlfriend some really nice flowers the other day. It’s amazing what you can find attached to a lamppost.

“One man’s rubbish is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.
But it was a horrible way to find out that I was adopted.

Scientists in Japan have just invest a new camera with a shutter speed that is so fast that they claim they can actually photograph a women with her mouth closed.