Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Google

in Relationship Jokes
+8 -8

Q. Why is Google like a woman?
A. Because it knows everything.

Body Of A God

in Relationship Jokes, Religious Jokes
+46 -46

Last night my girlfriend told me I have the body of a god. Unfortunately that God was Bhudda.

Facial Hair

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -11

My wife decided to bleach her facial hair the other day. I’m not sure the blond goatee beard makes her look any better.

Bed In Breakfast

in Relationship Jokes
+9 -9

My wife is never satisfied. Yesterday she complained that I never make bed in breakfast. Today she’s complaining because I put our bed in the kitchen.

Nice Flowers

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -11

I lost my job recently and don’t have much money but managed to get my girlfriend some really nice flowers the other day. It’s amazing what you can find attached to a lamppost.

Rubbish

in Relationship Jokes
+5 -5

“One man’s rubbish is another man’s treasure” is an awesome phrase.
But it was a horrible way to find out that I was adopted.