Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Dec

By Davey

in Relationship Jokes

+24 -23

As soon as it gets frosty outside my wife becomes obsessed with looking through the window.

Maybe I should let her in the house.

Sep

By Thom

in Relationship Jokes

+7 -7

My wife recently told me she’s byesexual, she only likes to have sex twice a year.

Feb

By Ste11

in Relationship Jokes

+16 -16

A recent survey has shown that the favorite position of married couples is doggy style.

This is where the husband sits and begs while the wife rolls around playing dead.

Feb

By Don Juan

in Relationship Jokes

+8 -8

I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.

Jun

By Sandra

in Relationship Jokes

+8 -8

Q. Why is Google like a woman?
A. Because it knows everything.

Aug

By Steve

+46 -46

Last night my girlfriend told me I have the body of a god. Unfortunately that God was Bhudda.