Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Jan

Burried

By Dave

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Tags: Wife Jokes

+29 -24

This morning my wife asked me where i want to be buried.

Apparently “balls deep in your sister” wasn’t the right answer.

Dec

Divorced

By Edward

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Tags: Wife Jokes

+10 -5

Q. How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb.
A. None because they never get the house.

Oct

Birds and The Bees

By Rodney

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Tags: Wife Jokes

+16 -11

Spoke to my son yesterday to teach him about the birds and the bees. He ended up teaching me about my wife and the milkman.

Aug

Always Complains

By Simon

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Tags: Wife Jokes

+24 -19

My wife always complains. Last week she was complaining that I never take her anywhere so last night I booked her a table but she still wasn’t happy. Apparently she hates snooker.

Aug

Annoyed

By StephenP

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+15 -10

My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word ‘cunt’. I suppose she’s got a point, I really should make the effort to learn her mother’s real name.

Oct

Subway

By Das21

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+20 -15

Q. What do subway and prostitution have in common?

A. They both get paid to do your wife’s job.