Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Pleasant

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Q. How do you know if your wife is on drugs?

A. She suddenly becomes a pleasant person.

Out

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Took my mother-in-law out last night. Loving my new sniper rifle.

Body

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My wife laughed when I said I still had the body of an 18 year old…

Until she checked the freezer.

Flowers

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My wife just called me.

She said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.”

I said, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.”

Five Things

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Five things men know about women.

1. They like shoes
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