Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Nov

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+18 -12

Yesterday I went through a costly and painful procedure that required me to have my spine and both testicles removed.

Still, I got some fantastic wedding presents.

Oct

By Dave

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+36 -30

My Current Relationship Status:

Made dinner for two… Ate both.

Feb

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+30 -24

Q. What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law?

A. Reload and try again.

Jan

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+14 -8

Got my wife a pair of slippers and a vibrator for her birthday.
If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go f*ck herself.

Jan

By Dave

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+28 -22

My wife got me a mood ring the other day for me to wear so she can monitor my mood.

When I’m in a good moon the ring turns green, when I’m angry it leaves a big red mark on her forehead.

Sep

By Richard Heid

in Relationship Jokes

+12 -6

Q. What do you say to your wife during sex?
A. Nothing.. I don’t phone the wife when I’m having sex.