Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Man depressed

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Three things that can make a man depressed.

1. Job Sucks
2. Bank balance sucks
3. Wife doesn’t suck

Cross The Road

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Why did my wife cross the road? To get back to the first shoe shop we went in three f*cking hours ago.

cheeky son

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Cant believe how cheeky my son is. I bought him a bb gun for christmas and he got me a sweatshirt with a bullseye on the back.

Suspicious mind

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My wife´s suspicious mind is really begining to annoy me. Last night after looking at my calendar she wanted to know who May was.

zoo

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My girlfriend asked me to take her to the zoo yesterday. I told her if they want to collect her they know where she lives.

Thai Bride

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Really fed up with my new Thai bride!

She keeps leaving the toilet seat up!