Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Wife

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A wife can help turn you into a millionaire. If you start off as a billionaire.

Tool

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My friend called me a ‘tool’ so I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. I guess he was right.

Stiff Neck

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Had a really stiff neck when I woke up this morning. My wife said she hopes it spreads.

Burried

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This morning my wife asked me where i want to be buried.

Apparently “balls deep in your sister” wasn’t the right answer.

Thai Bride

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Really fed up with my new Thai bride!

She keeps leaving the toilet seat up!

Rules of Marriage

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Three Rules of Marriage to avoid disaster.
1. Never come home at 4am and ask for breakfast.
2. Never leave the toilet seat up.
3. Wife is never wrong.