02Oct Wife By Stevie22 in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +12 -7 A wife can help turn you into a millionaire. If you start off as a billionaire.
24Jun Tool By Dave in Relationship Jokes +28 -23 My friend called me a ‘tool’ so I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. I guess he was right.
13Nov Stiff Neck By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +11 -6 Had a really stiff neck when I woke up this morning. My wife said she hopes it spreads.
19Jan Burried By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +29 -24 This morning my wife asked me where i want to be buried. Apparently “balls deep in your sister” wasn’t the right answer.
06Apr Thai Bride By Stea2 in Relationship Jokes +15 -11 Really fed up with my new Thai bride! She keeps leaving the toilet seat up!
21Aug Rules of Marriage By Kelly in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +14 -10 Three Rules of Marriage to avoid disaster. 1. Never come home at 4am and ask for breakfast. 2. Never leave the toilet seat up. 3. Wife is never wrong.