Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Sep

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+19 -12

My girlfriend said, “Fancy a bit of phone fun tonight?” I said, “Yeah, definitely. Let’s call your mum and tell her you’ve died.”

Jul

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+18 -11

Q. How do you know if your wife is on drugs?

A. She suddenly becomes a pleasant person.

Nov

By Steve

in Relationship Jokes

+21 -14

Took my mother-in-law out last night. Loving my new sniper rifle.

Jan

By Micky

in Relationship Jokes

+34 -27

Last night my wife told me she doesn’t like giving bl*wjobs because her jaw starts to hurt. Seems to work fine when she talks for hours on end.

Apr

By TimS

in Relationship Jokes

+48 -41

When I found out my girlfriend was having a baby my life really changed. I changed my name, address and phone number.

Sep

By Ruddy

in Relationship Jokes

+14 -7

My wife told me I was one in a million. After looking though her text messages I found out she was right.