Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Jul

Change The World

By ALLY

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+20 -12

If you want to change the world do it while you’re single.
Once you get married you can’t even change the TV channel.

Sep

Wife

By Apd66

in Relationship Jokes

+13 -5

Apparently when your wife says “do whatever you want” that’s not what she means. Luckily the stripper I ordered agreed to a refund.

Aug

Wife Meal

By Chris

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+17 -9

My wife is really beginning to annoy me. I took her out for a meal yesterday and she ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, double whopper with cheese!

Jul

Wife Coming

By Frank

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+13 -5

The only time I hear my wife say “I’m coming” is when I’m holding the elevator door.

Feb

Marriage

By Stevo

in Relationship Jokes

+8 -0

Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you’ll love them forever.

May

Wife Died

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+16 -8

My wife died and I couldn’t look at another women for over 10 years.

Now I’m out of jail I think it was probably a price worth paying.