Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Feb

By Jakkalas

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+19 -4

My wife wanted something that goes from 0 to 100 in a few seconds for valentines day so I got her a weighing scale .

Oct

By Steve

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+50 -36

Four words men hate during sex.
“Is it in yet!”

Four words women hate during sex.
“Hey honey I’m home!”

Aug

By Dave

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+21 -7

Q. What do farts and relationships have in common?
A. The harder you have to push the shitier they become.

Sep

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+41 -27

The idea that women only belong in the kitchen is totally wrong…..
The rest of the house needs to be cleaned as well.

Jul

By Rob

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+24 -10

Just had a strange conversation with my wife about getting a home-improvement loan. She offered me $5,000 to move out.

Oct

By MarkD

in Relationship Jokes

+37 -23

My girlfriends dad is so religious he wouldn’t let us sleep together which is a shame because he’s a really attractive man.