Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Sep

Drink Too Much

By Dan

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+36 -24

I don’t drink too much, I just like having an attractive wife.

Apr

Supermarket

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+23 -11

The following conversation took place at a supermarket.

Man: Hi, I’ve lost my wife, can you talk to me for a few minutes?
Sexy Woman: Why?
Man: Because every time I talk to beautiful women my wife appears out of nowhere.

Aug

Flower Shop

By FrankP

in Relationship Jokes

+37 -25

The following conversation took place at a flower shop.

Customer: Hi I’m looking for some flowers for my girlfriend.
Shop owner: What do you want?
Customer: Some sex…

Aug

Girlfriend

By dave

in Relationship Jokes

+40 -28

My girlfriend told me this morning she doesn’t trust me.

I guess that’s one more thing she has in common with my wife.

Jun

Watching TV

By Nigel Grocock

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+24 -12

The wife and I were sitting on the couch watching the TV and it was boring so I thought I’d start a conversation.

Me: How many men have you had in total?
Wife: Are sure you want to know?
Me: Yeh, go on.
Wife: 7.
Me (after a pause): so I was number 7.
Wife: no, you were number 2.

Jun

Shopping

By Ted44

in Relationship Jokes

+38 -26

When shopping I always hold hands with my girlfriend. People think it’s for romantic reasons but it’s actually for economic reasons.