01May Girlfriend Tease By Jimmy in Relationship Jokes +33 -19 My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said “Alright, fatty.”
29Oct Ruled The World By PeteG in Relationship Jokes +51 -38 The following conversation took place between a husband and wife. Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Husband: Yeah that’s true. Wars require strategy, planning and logic.
22Apr Lord of The Rings By Sammy in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +22 -9 Reading Lord of the Rings at the moment. Apparently Gollum used to be normal but wearing the ring drained him of energy. Reminds me a lot of my marriage.
05Nov Role Reversal By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +19 -6 My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed so I told her I have a headache.
02Aug Wife Freezer By Harry in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +31 -18 3 reasons why my wife is like a freezer. 1. She never stops making a noise. 2. She can hold a lot of food inside her. 3. It can take hours of “defrosting” to make her wet.
25Sep Multitasking By Frankp in Relationship Jokes +32 -19 Today my wife told me that women are better at multitasking than men so I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what.. she couldn’t do either.