Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Girlfriend Tease

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My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said “Alright, fatty.”

Ruled The World

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Wife: If women ruled the world there would be no wars.
Husband: Yeah that’s true. Wars require strategy, planning and logic.

Lord of The Rings

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Reading Lord of the Rings at the moment. Apparently Gollum used to be normal but wearing the ring drained him of energy.

Reminds me a lot of my marriage.

Role Reversal

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My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed so I told her I have a headache.

Wife Freezer

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3 reasons why my wife is like a freezer.

1. She never stops making a noise.
2. She can hold a lot of food inside her.
3. It can take hours of “defrosting” to make her wet.

Multitasking

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Today my wife told me that women are better at multitasking than men so I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what.. she couldn’t do either.