Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Jun

By Rohela_c

in Relationship Jokes

+37 -21

Last night my girlfriend asked me to name all the women I’ve slept with. I probably should have stopped when I got to her.

Jul

By Rickey Hart

in Relationship Jokes

+56 -40

Q. What’s the female version of a ManCave?
A. The kitchen.

Feb

By Yeffer

in Relationship Jokes

+40 -24

Just got a bike for my wife…it was a good trade.

Feb

By Sanchez

+115 -100

Q. What’s the best thing about having an Ethiopian girlfriend?
A. You know she’ll swallow.

Dec

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+30 -15

The following conversation took place between a married couple.

Wife: Your c*ck reminds me of a supermarket.
Husband: Why? Is it because it’s large and supplies your every need?
Wife: No.. it’s because its Lidl

Feb

By Ashley

in Relationship Jokes

+39 -24

Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams on a date, today I asked her to marry me.

She said no, on both occasions.