Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Special

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Last night my wife asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a coloring book and some crayons.

Vacuum Cleaners

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Q. What do wives and vacuum cleaners have in common?

A. They both start whining and stop sucking when they need to be replaced.

Credit Card

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My credit card was stolen yesterday but not sure if I should report it. The thief is spending a lot less than my wife normally does.

ManCave

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Q. What’s the female version of a ManCave?
A. The kitchen.

50th Birthday

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I gave my dad his 50th birthday card the other day. As the tears filled his eyes he softy said to me “You only had to give me 1 card son”.