Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Console

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My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.

So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.

Shopping

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Just had the following argument with the wife while out shopping:

Wife: Does this dress make me look fat?
Me: Do you promise not to get mad whatever I say?
Wife: Yes, sure.
Me: I f*cked your sister.

woman vrs terrorist

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What’s the difference between a woman and a terrorist?? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Video Games

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What do relationships and video games have in common?

They both start off easy, then they get a little harder and then you end up cheating.

Special

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Last night my wife asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a coloring book and some crayons.

Vacuum Cleaners

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Q. What do wives and vacuum cleaners have in common?

A. They both start whining and stop sucking when they need to be replaced.