10Nov Console By Greg86 in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +51 -33 My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.
25Nov Shopping By Tommy in Relationship Jokes +19 -1 Just had the following argument with the wife while out shopping: Wife: Does this dress make me look fat? Me: Do you promise not to get mad whatever I say? Wife: Yes, sure. Me: I f*cked your sister.
23Oct woman vrs terrorist By dave in Relationship Jokes +40 -22 What’s the difference between a woman and a terrorist?? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
14Apr Video Games By Lee in Relationship Jokes +32 -14 What do relationships and video games have in common? They both start off easy, then they get a little harder and then you end up cheating.
30Jul Special By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +31 -14 Last night my wife asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a coloring book and some crayons.
28Nov Vacuum Cleaners By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +28 -11 Q. What do wives and vacuum cleaners have in common? A. They both start whining and stop sucking when they need to be replaced.