Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Mar

By Dave

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+37 -16

I never have any luck with women. The other day my girlfriend won a trip for 2 to Las Vegas, she went there twice on her own.

Aug

By Roy

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+56 -36

My kid asked me a funny question today, he said “Dad do you know anything about contraception?”, I said “If I did you wouldn’t be here.

Mar

By SteveB

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+32 -12

Following conversation took place while wife was watching TV

Husband: Why you watching that cookery show, you’re sh*t at cooking?
Wife: Why do you watch porn, you’re sh*t at sex?

Jan

By Steve

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+41 -21

When me and my wife have arguments I always have the last word. Usually those words are ‘Sorry, you’re right’.

Jun

By Dave

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+26 -7

The other day my wife asked me to buy her something to make her look nice so I went to the liquor store.

Mar

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+29 -10

Q. What do women and bacon have in common?
A. They both look, smell and taste amazing but they also both slowly kill you.