Best Funny Animal Jokes

Contains funny animal jokes and dirty one liners that will have you in stitches.

Mar

By Davey2

in Animal Jokes

+31 -22

Q. What’s a birds favorite coffee?
A. Nest-cafe

May

By Tim

+91 -82

Who cleans up after guide dogs?

May

By Jim D

in Animal Jokes

+32 -24

What do cats love to eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies

Nov

By Rob33

in Animal Jokes

+51 -43

If cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter-face down, what happens when you drop a cat with buttered toast strapped on its back?

Apr

By paige

in Animal Jokes

+134 -127

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to your house!
…..
Knock Knock
Who’s there…
The chicken.

Aug

By jeff

+193 -186

Q. Why do sharks avoid eating black people?
A. They think it’s whale shit.