07Nov Playful Viscous By Pete in Animal Jokes +17 -15 What animal is either happy & playful or viscous & deadly depending on its mood? …… A bi-polar bear.
20Jul Man’s Best Friend By Dave in Animal Jokes +24 -22 People say dogs are loyal and man’s best friend but I think cats are more loyal than dogs. A cat has never ratted on anyone for having drugs.
18Apr Orphans By scott in Animal Jokes +60 -58 Just made a new website for orphans, there’s no homepage.
29Jul Human DNA By DaveP in Animal Jokes +45 -43 Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee? A. Banned from the Zoo.
08May Zoo By Dave in Animal Jokes +20 -19 Went to the zoo yesterday and an elephant tried to charge me. I said “F*ck off, i’m not paying twice.”